🚹To Pee or Not To Pee 🚺

From Biswajit Basu:

*MY VISIT TO A LADIES TOILET*

I was in Rotterdam and in a rather formal Spanish restaurant. After a few litres of heady Spanish wine, there was this inevitable urge to micturate. I was directed down to the basement.

On arrival, I found myself in a long corridor that curved to the left. It was a terribly lonely place because there wasn't a soul in sight.

I looked up that gloomy corridor and found two little boards which said *SENORA* & *SENORI*

Being somewhat fuzzy in the head with all that wine, logic dictated that the one with an "aa ki maatra" must be for males. I still waited for some one to pass by but nobody turned up.

Deciding that I did not wish to spend my life there, I decided to enter SENORA, the Male toilet.

Inside, it was quite different from a traditional man's toilet. There were no urinals, only toilet cubicles. The pressure was rising to damburst levels and so I simply chanted *Joy Ma Durga* and ran into the nearest cubicle and started my job.

Meanwhile, as I was finishing I heard someone enter the toilet. Horror of horrors, she was a lady! I simply could not fathom what a lady was in a man's toilet. Anyway, while passing me she said but one word *PERVERT* which got me thinking again.  

I did not tell of this escapade  to my friends at our table.